Cell Phone Lifespans

We throw around the word "dying" so often these days. I wonder what life would be like if these situations were actual, literal instances of death:

[Beep] My phone is dying. (Do cell phones go to heaven?)
[I'm hungry] I'm dying.
[Laughing] I'm dying!

*Shudder.*

Caffeine Withdrawals

One out of five posts on this blog are about coffee.

I feel like hundreds of tiny, sniveling woodland creatures with tacks on their shoes are trying to Riverdance on my brain.